Here’s a really shit photograph taken from the rooftop of some building right next to the Gherkin. With the game step-up of police, security, threat-culture and CCTV leading up to the 2012 ‘lympics you’d expect the area to be at least patrolled by dem pussy ‘ole community fake coppers. With the CCTV wotcha’s sippin starbucks the four of us waltzed into the building no problem. The fucking door was open. I always check the handle and the amount of times when the door is actually open is truly phenomenal.
As for the building inside. Bit of a shit-tip, the kind of building some Shoreditch fixie wanker would enjoy photographing the “urban created desolation” or some shit to include in their media degree, but either way we made our way upstairs causing no vandalism whatsoever I REPEAT NO VANDALISM lol. The great thing about demolition sites are the stupid amounts of air-horns lying about everywhere. Great fun when Mr Security Guard is asleep in his metal cabin and your on the sneak flex – SUDDENLY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (is that what they sound like? its hard to define) . Now, we get to the roof and we’re havin fun yellin shit at people, the SilentUK fam are busy doin their ting and then I done something stupid – blastin one of the several air-horns in my hand right into gyallyfleurs ear. The poor girl got fucking mad vexed at me and I spent the rest of the time apologizing to her boyf who thought it was a fair jokerie. But yess misssy I am well sorry just so you know! x x x (kisses for u onii chan)
Photo: Shit Building, London, UK (2011)
