Whilst tin hats were seeing an alarming increase on eBay’s sales listings, myself and a bunch of cunts were out riding pirate ships in theme parks – in the dead of night, with the keys we’d….

OH SHIT WE STOLE THE KEYS PLEASE DON’T ARREST US. /

Photo: Ste, Scott, Pete & Josh, Assorted Pirate Ship, A Theme Park Near You, England (2008)